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Thursday, September 13, 2007

The.Cheesy.Hyper.Intelligent.Childish.Krispy.Sushi. Chapter 4


Chapter Four: The mysterious chocolate girl!



The seven of them walked out of that obliterated cave and got back into town where everyone was shocked to see them.


There were alot of commotion going on and then Wong suddenly stepped infront and spoke.

"Town people of Jinglebells. Do not fear. We are still the 7 C.H.I.C.K.S that you all know and love except now we have been given an opportunity. An opportunity for the 7 of us to be heroes! An Opportunity for all of us to save this land! This land that's being infected with disguting and annoying monsters. Dark forces of evil has started spreading across the lands and we are here to stop them!"


Then one guy started clapping slowly and the rest of the town followed, clapping and cheering.


"Thank you! Thank you! You're all too kind" Wong said.


"We're not cheering for you! We're cheering for that awesome looking knight on his steed that's coming our way!"


All of the 7 C.H.I.C.K.S turned around to see a knight fully suited in golden armour, riding on his steed, coming to the little town of Jinglebells.


The knight arrived and got down of his horse. His armour shining brightly and his sword looking as sharp as sharp can go.

"I heard you guys had some trouble with monsters."


KusKus walked up to the knight and said , "And who might you be?"


"Me?" The knight said, "Well you must be new here cause everyone knows me! I am.."

He pulled of his golden armour helmet

"Prince Charming of the 8 Golden Knights from Castle CloudThorn!"


KusKus smirked, "You? Prince Charming? You look like some old fartbag" then he proceeded to stare into his mirror shield. "Whereas, I on the other hand.."

"Don't make me laugh! You're just some lame kid!" Prince Charming said and he pointed to the crest on his shield "See this..I'm a real and official Knight!"


The people started shouting and screaming, running away in terror and hiding in their homes shutting all the doors and windows .


Then a loud roar was heard from behind Prince Charming. He turned around to see a huge towering dragon that had sharp horns and a tail with spikes coming out of the end.


The group saw this and was quite shocked to see something so huge.


"Begone you oversized grown lizard!" Prince Charming said. He pulled his sword out and leaped in midair before being slammed to the ground by the dragon's tail.

"You you!! I'm telling my mommy!!" He stood back up, ran to his horse and rode away crying.


"What a noob!" Jac said.


"Ok so what do we do with this dragon?" Chelle asked.


"Only one thing we can do!" Wong pulled out his pink microphone and jumped infront of the fierce dragon.

"Ni ai wo ma~"


"Wong!! Wrong song!" Faddy yelled.

Wong turned his attention to the dragon and the dragon started dozing off.

"Woah..this microphone is imba!" Wong said.


"My turn my turn!" Faddy said. He unzipped his bagpack open, he put his hand in and he pulled something out. It was..a whistle with a chicken logo on it.

"Wonder what this does." He said then he blowed the whistle.


The atmosphere became intense and dark clouds started appearing above them.


Suddenly thousands of chickens came flying in shooting eggs all around the group splatting here and there. All 7 of them were covered in yellow eggyolk.

"Nice..that was...impressive.." Gel said in a sarcastic tone.


"My face!! My beautiful face!" KusKus said, wiping off the egg yolk that covered his face.


Nadiah pulled out her paintbrush and she accidentally drew a line in midair and it came to life. The line materialised into a solid object and it became a straight long pipe.

"So I can draw things to life?!" She painted a bowl of pudding and indeed, it came to life.
"This is great!!" She said while eating the pudding. "It tastes better than the real thing!"


Jac stood in an offensive stance, took out his Piggy Rifle 2000 model 59 and held on the trigger. Some weird bullets hit the dragon and the dragon roared, waking up.

"What did my gun shoot out?!" He examined and the bullets were actualy bean pellets.
"Just great.. -.-"


The 7 of them had to run away from the dragon as it was spewing fire out of it's mouth and then they reached a dead end. They were surrounded by cliffs on either side and behind them was a huge gap. They couldn't jump across the gap onto the other side cause it was too far.

The dragon closed in on them and before the dragon could spew out fire, a bomb exploded infront of it. It was..chocolate o.o


The bomb was a chocolate bar that exploded into tiny chocolate bits and it hit the dragon right in the face. Suddenly the group heard somoeone's voice shouting at them


"Swim across that river behind you guys! Quickly before the dragon regains consciousness!"



Wong was confused. What river was that voice talking about?

The group turned around to see the gap was now filled with a river...of chocolate!?!


"I guess this is the river.." he said.


They all hesitated to jump in but the dragon was now shaking its head, roaring loudly.


Finally, they jumped in swimming across the river over to the other side, then they realised someone was missing


"I'm not gonna dirty myself! NEVER!! My face is too beautiful!!" KusKus said, still hesitating to swim across.


"You have to!! The dragon behind you will seriously give you an ugly makeover if you'd like" Chelle yelled.



"Okay fine!" He jumped in, swam across and regrouped with the others across the river.


The dragon was now roaring loudly. It's wings started spreading and suddenly, it flew!


It flew across the river and landed infront of the group!


"That's it! I've had enough of you!!" Chelle took out her wobbly lightsaber, jumped and slashed the dragon cutting him up into small little bits of strawberry tarts.


"This is something..unexpected..." she said.


A hooded girl approached behind them.


"So you all ate the crystals too huh.."




To be continued soon enough!! XD

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